This is what he looked like when he was still in his plastic "cage." As you'll notice, one of his eyeballs went a little wonky, probably from a tumultuous night spent in my purse.
Now he is free and roaming around my apartment! I've shot him from his good side as he was quite self-conscious about the wandering eye.
I have bitten off his crunchy head to reveal his sweet, gooey insides. This was indeed a delicious treat! I may have even scooped up some crumbs he left behind on the stool and shoveled them into my mouth. MAY HAVE.
Shit, I feel a little bit bad about eating him. He was a good pet.
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Ha ha ha ha.
His sweet, gooey insides...
I still want those stormtroopers. A whole army of em. To protect me while I sleep.
I LOVE these yummys! Hooray!
That looks sooooo fun and good. Where do I get one?
I don't know, mama! I've never seen them...you'll have to ask the Cos.
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