Angry Dolphin called me all gloating because Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are getting divorced (Denise must have caught Charlie doing something to file for divorce whilst pregnant) and she picked them as one of her couples and now I owe her a movie. Only it turns out she picked them at first, but I talked her out of it so she went with Julia Roberts and Danny Moder. Who's gloating now? It's not the Angry Dolphin!

Plus, I won the Oscar pool at work. I knew I could be a productive member of society, I knew it!