I just saw the best episode of The Ellen Degeneres Show. First was Don Cheadle, whom I sort of might have a crush on and who was very charming. Then Betty White, whom I also might have a crush on because I love Golden Girls and she's 83 and also very charming. Then she had on the Kratt Brothers, whom I'd never even heard of but they had baby tigers and porcupines! I so want a porcupine! But first I want a chinchilla. But first I want a Scottie. Scottie, chinchilla, porcupine. Yup.