Friday, March 24, 2006

Cheerleader Nation


Here are some snippets from actual conversations Snowman and I had while watching Cheerleader Nation:

Snowman: I don't want a daughter.
Michellephant: Oh, I'm totally praying for boys.

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M: I just don't think I can have a teenager.
S: Maybe they'll die at 12.

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M: Hey, I fixed the pen.
S: The Viagra one?
M: Uh huh.

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[Guess who said this]: Fuck you! You don't fucking have a fucking clue! The rules are fucking simple! You don't make the team if you can't do a back handspring!


That's right, it was Snowman.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!! OMG thank you for making me laugh so hard!!!!!!! If only I wasn't so hung over and laughing didn't make my head hurt... ;)

Anonymous said...

That's right, Snowman. You tell that Ho the Rules!