I took out a purse I hadn't used in a few months and found half a pack of gum in it (not quite as good as finding a stray $20). When I was little, I used to go into my mom's closet, rifle through all her purses, and unload all the piece of Dentyne she's forgotten about, which I would then eat in quick succession.
If I ever start freezing loaves of bread, please, someone put me out of my misery.
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I started doing the dishes in the morning instead of my hair.
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