A friend is participating in God's Love We Deliver Race to Deliver and asked me to make a donation. I'm filling out my info online--something I've done a gazillion times, being quite the internet shopper--and the very first thing they ask you, even before your first name, is your title. Usually this means either "Mr.", "Miss", "Mrs." and once in awhile you see "Dr." But this webpage ain't foolin' around. You seriously get a million choices like "Prof.", "Cantor", "Rev.", "Hon." What fun! I thought it was a great opportunity to give myself a more interesting career, so I picked "Admiral." In the future, please address all correspondence to Admiral Michellephant because Miss Michellephant is dead.