Here's an exerpt from an otherwise unmemorable interview with Jon Stewart on Amazon.com:

Amazon.com: Well finally, this is the Inside the Actor's Studio portion of the interview, a little thing we call "Amazon Asks... the Significant Seven."
Stewart: Wait! Are you Amazon? I didn't know it was a person! By the way, do you guys...sell everything?
Amazon.com: We're getting there.
Stewart: I'd like to buy the Earth's core.
Amazon.com: I don't know what tab that's under.